Hiya! I'm alive! Aaaandd...I rejoined Match.com. Since I'm such a generous girl, I can't keep the good stuff all to myself. I must share. I simply must. Here is a recent favorite email.
Subject: I Drive a Hummer and Litter
But ONLY use compact florescent lightbulbs, that totally makes me Captain Planet. I have to say, I think you're a very interesting and extraordinarily cool girl. I was also on board for everything until you got the god part.(Yes even the vegetarian thing) Hopefully being a nice guy can supersede my lack of religious exposure. Regardless of that I thought it would be a wonderful idea to say hello and see what happened.
In my profile, I share my opinion on the importance of being environmentally friendly. Looks like funny guy thought his jokes would turn me on. They didn't.
I also share that I am only interested in a person that has a spiritual relationship with God. Maybe I'm making assumptions, but it sounds to me like he doesn't believe in God. Not interested, Owen. Not even a little.
But hey, "Regardless, he thought it would be a wonderful idea to say hello and see what happened." It wasn't.