Wednesday, June 22, 2011

I Call Bullshit

This is good. This is really good. Here is an email from a 53-year old loser from Chattanooga, Tennessee. 
"Hi...i really like your pic and you look great..i'd love to see if you'd like to visit chattanooga one fri/sat or sat/sun..i live on a beautiful golf course on the ga/tn line...i love to treat you great....to make you happy is what is good for me..


 we would enjoy champagne with strawberries, central speakers in every room for upbeat music, laughs and a huge kitchen to grille dinner together...you'll love the 4500 SF house...hot tub spa off the rear patio, sauna and steam shower in the master...warm swimming pool...pool table in the loft..shaded circled patio over looking the course...and a fully stocked guest room.. if you like fun ,laughing and want to enjoy yourself.. drop me a note...kisses,,Jerry"

  1. I just threw up in my mouth a little.
  2. Sure, I will drive to a stranger's house in another state to stay the weekend. That invitation doesn't concern me at all.
  3. I call bullshit.

3 comments:

  1. that is uber-creepy. for real. kisses, julia

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  2. Courtney! I have missed you so! Should I introduce myself to you? Or maybe just invite you over to my fully stocked guest room? I love his modest offer of fri/sat or sat/sun... apparently he didn't want to seem too forward offering up the whole fri,sat,sun stay, obvi.
    xo molly

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