Let's start with this guy. His profile headline is..."Looking For It All!" He has a Yorkie and Cosby sweater...I think he already has it all.
Next, we have this guy. Profile Headline: "Country Boy Looking For Country Girl." Clearly.
Lastly, and can I get a drum roll, please? Dude's user name is "Sexymexy." Yes, you heard me right. Who wouldn't want a piece of that, really?
That's it for today. Please try to contain your jealousy. Sure, this is what I'm dealing with...I guess I'm just a lucky girl.